Bring the drama—garden-style—with the I'm Not Dramatic, I Just Need Perfect Conditions (Always) T-shirt, a hilarious and relatable pick for high-maintenance houseplants and the people who love them. This funny plant shirt is made from a soft, vintage-inspired tri-blend fabric that stays comfy and durable through every cycle of care. A must-have botanical pun tee for plant lovers who know the struggle of picky plants (or being one). It also makes a fun and memorable gardener gift for anyone who appreciates a little humor with their humidity.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
We accept returns on Plant Addicts Exclusive products if the item doesn’t fit your needs or isn’t quite what you expected. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs. A credit will be issued once the item is received, inspected, and confirmed to be unused and in re-sellable condition.
Typically these products ship out within a week, but can sometimes take 2 weeks to ship.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction & is better for the environment by reducing waste. So thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Plant Addicts ships to the lower 48 states within the U.S. Unfortunately, we do not currently ship to Alaska, Hawaii, or internationally.
If you have any questions about shipping restrictions, feel free to reach out to our team!