Plant Addicts Anonymous
If you are addicted to plants and gardening, this is the group for you! Get back bloom bucks on every purchase, exclusive members-only offers, plant clearance, and other gardening goodies.
It is simple to join. Just create an account and fill out the personal information. Don’t worry, we will not share that information with any other parties. Each time you shop on our website, be sure to log into your personal account. Points will automatically be added to your account after each purchase (points are not officially added to your account until the plant ships out to you).
Use your points to get money off a future order. Collect enough points, and you can get plants for free! We will also send you members only emails, which include exclusive deals. Remember, this is an exclusive group for people who have a plant addiction problem!
This is one group you will want to tell your friends about!
Am I A Plant Addict?
My selfies always include my garden.
My back is sore from pulling weeds and planting new plants.
I have dirt underneath my fingernails more often than not.
I buy plants on clearance, even when I do not know where I'm going to put them.
I actually like (most) insects
I always make sure someone looks after my plants while I'm on vacation.
I know the botanical names for all or most of my plants.
I pull weeds from other people's yards.
I've been known to take plant clippings from time to time.
I always try to share my plant addiction with my friends.
How to Help With Plant Addiction - 12 Step Program
Recovery is a lifelong process. There is no wrong way to approach the 12 steps. Figure out what works best for you as an individual, and build from there. Most people will need to revisit some steps, and even do more than 1 step at a time. Just remember there is power in numbers, so joining this group will help give you support from other people with the same problems you might be facing every day!
Step 1 - Admit we are powerless over plants.
Step 2 - Join Plant Addicts Anonymous.
Step 3 - Always help others with gardening.
Step 4 - Experiment with new plants.
Step 5 - Make sure to schedule backrubs after weeding.
Step 6 - Find room to grow more plants.
Step 7 - Share pictures of your garden.
Step 8 - Invite your friends to join Plant Addicts Anonymous.
Step 9 - Keep an eye out for plant deals.
Step 11 - Prepare for Withdrawals during winter.
Step 12 - Have a good
root support system.